Is there any English sentences that are correct but ridiculous to hear?
“When can we eat Mum?”Unless we are cannibals, it should read, “When can we eat, Mum?”
There is a notice on the emergency exits.
There is a door that is audible.
Some people feel compelled to add a comment such as, "Sorry I scared it," or "before that it was just generally anxious."
The road sign is sometimes seen.
Children crossing a street.
Children will not take a long time to cross the road.
My father told me one time when I was a child that David Minger's answer had put me in mind of.Scenario: Mr. WELLAND commissioned a signwriter to create a shopsign for him and his partner, a Mr. ANDERSON - ‘WELLAND AND ANDERSON’ The finished job, however, was not to Mr. Welland’s liking, so he told the signwriter:- “There’s too much space between ‘WELL’ and ‘AND’ and ‘AND’ and ‘AND’ and ‘AND’ and ‘AND’ and ‘AND’ and ‘ERSON’ - 13 consecutive uses of the same word !
The absurd can always be said in a certain way.Light castles of saffron fall in the afternoon.
