Jonathan Christopher Love

Right then, the most important thing to know is you absolutely cannot and should not try to prevent tongue biting. Never force anything into a person's mouth during a seizure. It’s an old myth and it’s incredibly dangerous. You risk breaking their teeth, causing them to choke, or getting badly bitten yourself.

While a bitten tongue looks nasty, it usually heals quite quickly. A blocked airway or a shattered tooth is a much bigger drama. Your job is to keep them safe. Cushion their head, move dangerous objects away, and once the seizure stops, gently roll them onto their side.

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